i usually have to delete a text message in order to receive one because i never delete them... some are just too amusing to delete. here some of more recent ones:
andrea: Oh! I love it! And i think i just mooned the guys fixing the wires.
mom: I'm at aunt roses for dinner. she's drunk. THE END. LOL HELP!!
ricardo: Yea. but i'm not into yoga n don't have half a brain. i would like to make love @ midnight but i can't stay up that late.
zac: I made it home. Sleep tight don't let the stick bugs bite.
lindsay: heidi is a jackass.
(she was referring to heidi montag).
ricardo: HOLY SHIT! THE CAT JUST ATTACKED ME!
ricardo: ill let it slide. youre lucky youre too cute. Thanks. love you.
ricardo: i had a dream that the dad from '10 things i hate about you' was trying to pimp you out!
kevin: P.S. Ur cat needs to join an 80's hair metal revival tour with its sweet vocal skills.