Monday, August 27, 2007

jersey girls.

just a silly joke i found amusing...

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

The first man had married a Woman from Texas and told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man had married a woman from Nebraska . He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man had married a girl from New Jersey. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

hahaha. ;)


TweeLittleThing said...

This had me in stitches! I have one:

Three rats were in an alleyway, bragging about how tough each one was. The first swaggered around, saying he had walked right into a mousetrap. The second said he had done better and swallowed rat poison whole. The third yawned affectedly and said, 'Listen, guys, this has been great, but I've got to go home now and fuck the cat.'

jena ardell said...

hehehehe. ;)

thanks for that!!